I found the following piece of news somewhere on the web. Of course, it’s true. Moreover, it’s beyond sad. It’s the stuff comedy is made of. Let me set up the scenario for you, if I might. Blind guy, named Alan Yoder, is walking around with his trusty guide dog, Sparky. For the uninformed, a typical guide dog costs around twenty grand and takes a couple of years to train. So these are not pound puppies we’re talking about. So Al is walking with his dog, you know, goes to Wal Mart, picks up a tube of KY jelly, some condoms, box of Milk bones. The usual stuff.
He goes home and FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF SPARKY.
Oh, and one more thing: he got arrested for doing this, but since the State Of Florida has NO STATUTES MAKING FUCKING YOUR PET ILLEGAL, he got off with a misdemeanor/disorderly. To make matters worse, the “authorities” let Al take Sparky home with him, SO HE COULD ANAL RAPE THE DOG AGAIN AND AGAIN, FOREVER. Hey Al, you may be blind, and maybe a tad bitter, but you shouldn’t take it out on your poor guide dog. One day he’ll just let you walk into that plate glass window, or let you drop down that open manhole. OOPs!!
I think the dolphins at the Seaquarium need to cover their blow holes, lol…….
Man charged with having intercourse with his Guide Dog
Florida, like many other states, has no bestiality statute – that is, a law specifically prohibiting sexual contact between humans and animals.
So Alan Yoder, 29, originally was charged with felony animal cruelty, but court records show that charge was dropped last Friday and replaced with a misdemeanor – disorderly conduct. Yoder now is charged with a “breach of the peace, by engaging in sexual activity with a guide dog,” according to a court document.
Yoder allegedly admitted having sex with his guide dog:
Investigators spoke to Yoder on June 16, who admitted performing certain sex acts with the dog, even going into detail with them, but denied doing others. He was arrested and booked June 22, charged with animal cruelty.
Under Florida law, Yoder may be required to get psychological evaluation, but it is not clear if the courts might removethe abused animal from him, since he uses the animal as a mobility aid.
Thanks for sharing, internets!
TM
