So, How Bad Could A Mangina Taste?

Hey, are those tits real?

Does We Has Match? Yess!!

While this blog has morphed into a place for me to vent on my own dating mishaps (or lack there of), it doesn’t keep me from doing the occasional good deed. I think I hooked up these two love birds and I don’t even want to hear about a thank you, okay?

MYFIRSTDATE: A Photo Essay

Wow! I just registered on this awesome dating site ten minutes ago and already I have a message. This is exciting!!

Alright! Boy, is she HOT. I better come up with a really good answer. Kinda nervous….

I mean, come on. How in the fuck am I going to date this broad, anyway?

I guess I over reached. Too needy, maybe? I should explain myself, maybe tell her how I feel about things…

Oh, boy, this is tough….really hate the waiting……but it is coming from China. Does that actually take longer?

Okay, here we go…………

Wow, she’s pretty touchy about her name…..

Maybe not so much……….

But at least she’s hot. I mean look at her picture- and she says she’s ‘curvy, baby’ (how is it that SHE can use the word ‘baby’ but I can’t? hmmmm… )  Anyway, she’s from a place called Guangdong – how can a place that has the word ‘dong’ in it be bad???????

Wait, she’s got more pics……

Hey, WTF?? Her primary pic was taken, like when Mao ran the place. No shit. She’s gotta be at least sixty three years old. This is scamworthy. No wonder she only has a 29% quality rating. Forget it. I’m going back to POF!!!